GOSSIP GIRL

Rufus Humphrey: Get a job; Get a new haircut; Get my balls back; Lose some weight; Become the Sexy Brooklyn Dad I used to be
Lily van der Woodsen: Occasionally try being honest; Find a motherly bone in my body; Sleep with my actual husband.
Chuck Bass: Track down that woman, she may be my mother; Get my scarf back; Marry Blair. Open the perfect club.
Eric van der Woodsen: Reconcile with Jonathan; Follow through on plan to make Sawyer queen; Establish my own rule.
Blair Waldorf: Less NYU plotting, more role playing; Get drunk and do something stupid; Hang out more with the NJBC.

Serena van der Woodsen: Be less conservative with my outfits; Read a book.
Jenny Humphrey: Get on top of the school ... and Nate; Stop selling drugs.
Daniel Humphrey: Have more threesomes; Wear more flannel; Keep on giving high-fives to strangers.
Nathaniel Archibald: Emote; Act like I'm actually attending Columbia; Track down Trip and punch him again; Stay with Serena.
Vanessa Abrams: Stop sucking (and falling in love with people I just met).
Georgina Sparks: Return for revenge on B; Make Dan love me!
Dorota: If I have a boy, name him DANdy; Make Blair pay for the wedding.

XOXO; GOSSIP GIRL